• shalva97@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Also don’t use phone before bed. Read for 1 hour before bed. Buy my book so you can read it before bed

  • cley_faye@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    A long time ago, people were selling books to tell you how to win national lotteries. I wonder how many they actually sold, and how many of the buyers thought about the fact that someone selling this kind of book while not being super rich was weird.

  • qaz@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    4 days ago

    But he’s standing in front of a Ferrari, he must know what he is talking about!

    • Brimstone@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      Bob Lazar stood in front of a corvette and therefore was a physicist who worked on alien space craft.

      Tale as old as time 😂

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    Bro ive got a well that gives unlimited clean water. I’ll let you use it too if you give me a bottle of clean water.

  • Smoogs@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 days ago

    “Join the Milan institute where we teach you to make topical stamp clip art which will be irrelevant style of art by the time you graduate , ground your confidence into shit for even looking in our direction, call you lazy, guilt you for watching any of the free content we decided on our own to supply to you and tell you how you should owe us money now”

    Then there’s the : “watch my video where I’ve done dexa scans of some randos and heavily edited my own graph of what fat percentage means and created the ‘skinny fat’ body type and heavily played up how physically dangerous it is to cause medical anxiety which can only be solved if you join my my program. Please go to this website for the FREE body calculator for more FREE anxiety”

  • paulcdb@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    5 days ago

    Ugh, most of mine are usually “I’m 23 and I made 3m on tiktok in 12 months…”

    If you really made 3m then wtf are you making no quality tiktok videos instead of enjoying life are ruining tiktok even more by cluttering it up with even more god awful videos?

    Because you didn’t… and this is the critical thinking no-one bothers to taught themselves so get easily scammed.

    Like the “Voltage harmonisers” that “cut you’re bill by ½”. Anyone with 1 braincell would understand electric is charged by watts because its the value that doesn’t change when voltage or amps change!

    I normally only watch tiktok when waiting for something to finish but I’m almost at the point now where it’s more interesting to watch paint dry than try find anything fun on tiktok. 😞

    If tiktok videos where honest they’d be saying “If don’t have any conscience or empathy, you too can get rich by ripping morons off and conning them into re-selling your garbage so you don’t have to.”