• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      That’s a no. He will leave power in a bag. Then it won’t be Sofa Boy, our next king will be Junior.

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      On a totally unrelated note, I’m pretty sure he’s going to a theatre to see a play at some point soon. Maybe tonight? I don’t think it’s a comedy, but there’s an opportunity for somebody to do the funniest thing possible. Double funny if their name is Mario.

      • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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        Maybe someone should write a play that is all about Christopher Columbus and Confederate generals who go hunting for fun at Maralago. Like a reverse Most Dangerous Game. Start a rumor that there’s a nude scene of Ivanka Trump.

        He will 100% go to that

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          Did she find where the penis normally is? Was there a penis there? A very very microscopic one?

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      It is relevant. Congress is mostly going along with him because they are afraid of being primaried. If he dips much lower we might suddenly see unexpected people speaking truth to power.