You forgot kidnap. There was an attempt.

Tips red trucker cap… m’aha.

Kids these days.

Back in my day, you either got rekt, or you got pwned.

Too many verbs now.

That’s because conservatives think they’ll always be the kidnappers.

Imagine if Obama did this exact same series of events. He wouldn’t have gotten this far, because he’d be assassinated, or at the very least impeached, by now.

If they voted for Trump, or abstained…sure. No vet should’ve voted for Trump, he made it very clear on numerous occasions that he has no respect for them. Idiots voting for Trump because he had an R next to his name, despite the fact that he hates your guts…sure. Have at it.

Military used to be a good career choice, particularly if you came from limited means and had even more limited options.

But they don’t take good care of the vets…and even worse, there’s still plenty of vets who were drafted and didn’t even volunteer for service.

I’m pretty sure that’s Darude Sandstorm.

Lol at conservative conspiracy theorists who were all worried about a New World Order… hadn’t considered what happens when the New World Order comes and we weren’t invited.

We’ll look at the 2024-2025 economy the same way we look at 2007-2008 TV shows. Just a whole bunch of great stories getting thrown in the shitter.

Libertarians envision a system where everyone takes care of their own trash without regulation or municipal waste services.

Normies come in and see neighborhoods with rubbish everywhere, overrun by bears and racoons.

Not just a metaphor, it really happened.

Can confirm, DXM can be terrifying and horribly uncomfortable.

Aren’t rats notable for their hygiene and social skills? Seems like a poor comparison.

She can come back across the border with her US Passport.

Getting that passport would be impossible tho. Ipso facto, she’s stateless.

Has anybody checked to make sure this dude wasn’t given a neurolink when he was in the hospital for his stroke?

Is…Florida America’s Clit?

“Like” as in, present tense?

I liked it as a kid but I think I outgrew it…so I guess I’m good?

Doesn’t matter if you win by an inch or a mile…

Ahh shit.

Take it a step back…the root cause of most crime (or at least non-white-collar property crime) is social and economic inequality, which is now and has forever been driven by the wealthy ruling class.

Rich people cause all the crime.

Lol the real reason he wants to know who they are is because doge fucked up the whole system and they have no idea whose on a visa and who isn’t.

Probably. I wouldn’t be surprised. Don’t treat this as factual. It’s a hypothetical.

March: Irish for a day.

June: Gay for a month.

Those are consistent you just aren’t thinking like them.

Pro-life isn’t about the baby, it’s about protecting the patriarchy by enforcing man’s will upon women. The same goes for raping kids.

And its the same reason they are scared shitless of transfolk and drag queens basically tossing traditional gender-roles in the trash, and in doing so, loudly protesting the very concept of the patriarchy.

I don’t think they see anything wrong with not finding VA or any veterans benefits. In their eyes, veterans signed up knowing the risks, collected their salary and benefits as-agreed at enlistment, and that’s that.

The governments responsibility to the soldier ends with their term of service. Any lasting effects is on the vet to deal with. Very…caveat emptor. Which is also consistent.

Thats at least better than how they treat kids. You’d think that if the government mandates the kids get educated and provides an education, during those hours the kids are in the exclusive care of the state…the kids should be getting fed and not shot at.

But instead, their solution to these problems is that kids shouldn’t have to be educated, apparently.

Their values are ridiculously consistent, they’re just shit:

• Red team good.
• Blue team scum of the earth.