synae[he/him]

My elected officials can win my vote by having morals and ideals which are compatible with mine. Changing your position when it’s convenient is decidedly not a quality I value in a leader

Sure it cost the taxpayers something, but that went directly into the pockets of the for-profit prison company. So you see, this is actually great for the economy!

You make it sound like it was a one-time occurrence

Alright this is a pretty funny parody