You must understand that he requires the pressure to live. If that thing ever stops being the most unrepentant asshole to have ever lived, the outward pressure of his barely constrained sheer fucking awkwardness would no longer be balanced out, causing him to explode in a shedenfreudenstrom of impossible proportions.
Bro sounds like he should be on an ICE list.
he’s the immigrant trump warned us about!
Anyone seen his neighbor’s pets recently?
Fixed that for you!
Only in the summer. In winter he goes to Mexico.
“Ted Cruz is like wolverine if instead of metal claws three flaccid penises extended from his hands.”
I wish I could recall where I first saw that, but it will live in my head forever.
Made me chuckle, here have this:
There was a time that such an immigrant coming to represent a nation of immigrants would have seemed so right.
Context matters.
note for readers unfamiliar with the history of Cuba:
Batista was the US-backed dictator who was defeated by the Cuban Revolution
Ha ha. Jesus.
Sounds like a DEI hire.
No, competency for the position is considered with DEI hires.
Is the hats thing diminutive? I don’t want to continue accidentally insulting people if so.
He was born in… Canada!!! My god. What have we done.
Prevented him from being the American president
Man’s résumé sounds like a random character generator 😭
Makes sense, how else would you expect the Zodiac Killer to evade capture?
Cruz is the answer to the question “what if an infected ass pimple became human?”
