End measles now. Just stop counting the cases

Just give your baby or child vitamin A and boatloads of ivermectin, every conservative swears it works to cure measles in toddlers.

Ts and Ps

As someone posted elsewhere, remember that the measles is just one of the Ms in the MMR vaccine. Just wait until mumps puts in an appearance and all the unvaccinated post pubescent guys down there have their balls swell up like softballs.