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Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they’re indoors and you are in the parking lot.
And both the men’s and women’s fragrances have a statuette of a man (presumably an idealized Trump from about 50 years ago). So I guess they think that women want to be Trump too. That’s just as delusional as thinking that men want to be Trump.
And based on what I’ve heard, that men want to smell like him. Why not just shit your pants and get that “victory” scent for free!?
Do I get to pick if I smell like Eric or Jr? Is that what the two boxes are?
False idols or something.
Never miss an opportunity to run another grift! ABG, always be grifting!
Hmm, maybe the G in MAGA does not stand for “great” after all.
peanut farm
I hate how often I have to say “literally 1984” these days.
Unrealistic. That figurine is too slim.
“Victory 45-47,” is all about the success and winning… but “45-47” just reminds sane people that he lost 46.
This has to be satire… The Victory brand is an Authoritarian government brand from the novel 1984.
“The [Victory Gin] was like nitric acid, and moreover, in swallowing it one had the sensation of being hit on the back of the head with a rubber club.”
If you drank these I bet you’d feel the same way
It’s real. And it’s $249 a bottle.
Is the fragrance just old man diaper?
and not a single glitter?
Glitter is for good people. 😤✨
This guy checks all the boxes for the anti-christ, follows the Nazi playbook so close you can just tell he’s a fan, and now is just being the bad guys from 1984.
It’s incredible how much Republicans SCREAM that they are the evil ones, at the tops of their lungs, but their base refuses to listen.
It’s as of somebody somehow crossed Mr. Burns and Ralph Wiggum, brought him to life and made him president.
Now that you mention it…
You’re absolutely on the right track. He was literally based on Trump, per the directors.
I like that this implies that Biden was also Trump - presumably in an ingenious “doddery Old Man” disguise. Also, omlol at the body proportions on the statuette.
That’s the figure he had in 1945 through 1947.
« Eau de toilette »
Elon’s version
Eau’E Toilette
WTF, they couldn’t even bother to copy it properly from another bottle?
Don’t forget to grab one for your loved ones too. They’d thank you and they’d even smell good too
Oh man finally a solution for stinky Trump supporters :D
Remember, cologne is no replacement for showering.
Had a roommate that didn’t get the memo. Sprayed a huge “X” on his shirt with Axe. Not good.
Who hasn’t known “that guy”? I work with one and it’s retched.
And they made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm.
Trump is kinda the opposite. He’s all about that peanut farm, and was from the start. POTUS is just a way to get more peanuts. And narcissism of course.
