up next: supreme court to decide if trump can choose the next pope
Did not have a Henry VIII style split with the church on my bingo card, but let’s just get it over with. Can’t wait for US Catholics to get the option to openly follow their one true religion: Cheap, poorly managed, failing attempts at white American hegemony and hate.
Can we start gambling on who the American Pope is going to be? My money is on Andrew Tate.
Why don’t they go the way of England and declare him god emperor Trump?
breaking news: trump has just anointed hulk hogan as the next pope
MY BROTHERRRR IN CHRIST
Catch me in Avignon with the nWo. Mick Foley died several times for our sins
Pope, why don’t you wear a suit?
Did he even say thank you??
No shot, is the pope actually dead? Is this how I find out?
Yup. He worm food now
Why does Vance always look like somone’s shitty slenderman fanart?
Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines! The day is young and the meme train has just begun.
There has to be some kind of anti-christ meme in there somewhere.
“I’m part of the church!!!”
“Huh. Don’t recognize you.”
OK. Hi. So hope long have you worked here.
Damn it JD, you did something good for once.
