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6-panel Loading Artist comic. 1: “The world just ended. And I couldn’t be happier!” Blue shirt guy grins at a nuclear blast outside his bunker. 2: “Fuel? Plenty.” He admires his fuel barrels. 3: “Snacks? Stocked.” He opens a soda beside shelves of junk food. 4: “Responsibilities? None.” He relaxes into a beanbag with headphones. 5: “Finally! The perfect gaming session begins now!” 6: Screen says: “Failed to authenticate. Check your Internet connection.”


That’s where the classics come in. Original FF7, the Metal Gear series, Burnout, Republic Commando. Hoard classics and you’ll never be bored.
I tried to play classic ff7 on steam the other day and it booted up a windows 98-era mandatory square enix login portal ☠️