Tarifs for everyone!

Or at least, until Trump chickens out again. Just like every single time before.

We don’t have allies. We have clients, rivals, and victims.

Declaring countries will be begging to make deals with us, then delaying dday twice and sending them pwetty pwease letters just for a response.

But not right now … maybe later … but definitely tariff … oh, I said it will start now? no, no, no, I meant next month … definitely tariff