Have you tried the alternatives lately? Impossible meat is indistinguishable from the real thing, and Quorn combined with some marmite is an excellent affordable alternative.

Plant milks are pretty damn good, vegan cheese is getting close.

The others I’m a little surprised make you happier than alternatives. Plant fibers are the bomb for clothes, gas production is… Not something I associate with happiness.

Plant oils are easily as good as animal fats.