• Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Yeah, sorry guys, but these sorts of things aren’t really Superman’s department.

    Uh… You could… Hmm… You could try asking Mr. Terrific.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
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      2 days ago

      Bullshit. Superman can totally stop global warming by simply pushing Earth further away from the sun. Similar to how he sent the whole planet back in time by just turning it backwards.

      And I guess he could just beat the fuck outta the ceos of every major corporation, too. It worked against Lex Luthor.

      • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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        2 days ago

        I think I remember he once built a giant shield from asteroids to block the sun during a large solar flare. That would be an easier way to cool the earth.
        Also, the earth reversing direction was not what caused time to reverse. Time reversing is what caused the earth to reverse direction (just a movie visual clue).

      • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        D:

        W-why The fuck would you want that!? He’d literally be effecting the orbit of a whole ass planet, you have no idea the kinds of consequences that’ll bring! And it wouldn’t even solve the pollution problem!

        Superman isn’t supposed to mess with time either. That is the type of shit that gives Lex Luthor’s arguments against someone like Superman a point!