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[An angry kid sits at his desk in school complaining]

Kid: Ugh why don’t you teach us about things we’ll actually need to know as adults?!

[An unamused teacher]

Teacher: Ok, I’m going to teach you how to do your taxes while also dealing the death of a loved one

[The teacher, wearing the same expression, holds a knife in one hand, and a hamster in the other]

Teacher: Please itemize your deductions while I deal with Mister Hamps, the class pet

[A class of shocked and crying kids look on in horror while trying to simultaneously do their taxes. The cries of the hamster off screen are cut off abruptly]

Hamster: SQWEEE- -

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  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    If they know how much I owe, why don’t they send me a bill?

    The last time I read about this, it was said that they don’t actually know. They do statistical analysis and audit you if you are an outlier and didn’t pay what people in your similar position payed. I don’t know which metrics they look at though. Theoretically, this means if everyone decided to pay a fixed sum less, the data would work out and they wouldn’t know who didn’t pay enough. Don’t take my word for it though.

    • chaospatterns@lemmy.worldEnglish
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      5 hours ago

      They know what’s reported to them including your payroll and bank account income. For the vast majority of people that’s everything you need. They don’t if there’s any special deductions that you want to take. The IRS could take the information they have, send you a form that you either accept as is or add your additional income and deductions.