invest now!
also I stole this one from N33R@fops.cloud on mastodon, she’s REALLY funny but doesn’t use Lemmy iirc
I have a playlist on YouTube called “it happened” which contains Union Dixie, Fortunate sun, et al. That’s all I can say.
Everyone, who isn’t drinking the Trump kool-aid, is saying this exact thing. Get on with it, Death!
One of the only things keeping me from offing myself: I wanna see the biggest block party ever.
Pfft, Charlie Kirk did it better.
Yeah, he at least became a fountain, briefly.
And he leaned left!
Ya got me hopes up for a minute there.
Guess I’ll save it for a nice day.
Oh jesus. Pleease. Any time now.
Also self proclaimed president of peace.
Sometimes I wonder how I’ll find out. Lemmy? Instagram? My wife texting me or the boys group chat? What day will it be? Will I have to go to the store to get a bottle of whiskey?
yes
Every day i search the same thing… “Did the strange orange pedophile kill himself”… And each day i am disappointed.
