It’s like a badly written “young adult” book written by someone who has never interacted with another human being, and none of the words have more than two syllables.
Get ready for more jacking off of baby giraffes …
Please do it, you flat-faced moron. Sing “My Way” and at the end, shit on the stage
May as well, it’s not as if that could lower your approval ratings any further.
That last part will happen no matter what he ends up doing though.
It’s his “closer”
What? The approval number getting lower? I don’t t think so, orange buffoon could literally have a half-arsed wank on the stage and still about 35% to 40% will applaud him, while murmuring about “5D chess” or “manly, boys will be boys”, “strong man, world leader” or whatever. And that I find truly worrying.
But also, approval numbers are thoroughly meaningless in a system where he cannot be removed from office by direct will of the people.
His ugly ass on stage, waddling around in his weird shoes, jerking off invisible giraffes…
With tiny hands
And very likely shitting himself.
DO IT PLEASE MR. PRESIDENT, THIS IS THE BEST IDEA YOU’VE EVER HAD. THE PUBLIC WILL LOVE IT AND YOU WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED EVEN A LITTLE, OH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO IT.
Edit: Aww no, nvm it’s not him singing.
[…] describing himself as someone who “gets much larger audiences than Elvis in his prime” and “does so without a guitar.”
The president floated the idea of replacing what he termed “highly paid, Third Rate ‘Artists’” with a speech by “the Number One Attraction anywhere in the World.”
Might I suggest this number for his lineup?
How about you replace one of the ufc fighters in the ring? I’d at least watch that
All this because his dad never hugged him?
All this because a black man was president
I think his dad did a lot more less wholesome to him than that.
Omg this might be the one funny thing he manages to do this decade
If this is real then !nottheonion@lemmy.world
It’s real, and I think someone already posted a news link in there.
Con artist?
What is YOUR number?
How much would Trump have to PAY you to go to his concert?
Think carefully, get back tariff expenses, gas prices, grocery prices, airfare, mental health checkups…
None, because among other reasons he’d never make good on it.
Well, I see you’ve met Mr. Trump.
“Sigh. What’s Kid Rock’s number again?”
