Why the comically long hairs in panel 3?

Anyone young enough is now part of generation rations.

Started shaving this year. Can’t believe how cheap a safety razor is compared to all those fancy ass mach3 razors. Good thing I did my research.

Run it backwards up your forearm, or backwards along some jeans, and hope for the best

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I’ve been using the same blade for like 8 years.

Safety razor for the win, plus I’m lazy about shaving anyways. Clean and dry the blade immediately after each use and it’ll last damn near forever 👍