i don’t believe she breasted boobily down the stairs for the first time. As if chests not usually breast boobily all the time. pff
Could be the first time she actively paid attention to it.
Sometimes it takes the prose of a literary masterpiece to see ourselves more clearly as the world sees us
I have no idea what’s going on here. Is there some intricacy about the English language I’m not getting?
It’s a reference to a meme about how male authors often describe female characters. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/breasted-boobily
My favourite use of this meme was in a recent episode of Tor’s cabinet of Curiosities. The episode was talking about Wikipedia’s lewdest editor. There was a famous Wikipedia editor who was a little too obsessed with creating hundreds of new very detailed wiki pages about super specific boob-related topics. About half way through the episode about the career of this editor, Tor started a sentence with “As he breasted boobily across Wikipedia…”. At that instant I felt the meme had achieved full power. I had to pause the video and bask in the beauty of it.
Yet no one is talking about how my testicles testily testiculate down the stairs.
For some reason sweaty hairy ballsacks a aren’t quite as erotic. It’s more of smelling thing with those and less visual. I’m sure you can find some smut describing the scent in gratuitous detail.
There’s an old meme of male writers writing women like ‘she breasted boobily down the stairs’ as in shoehorning it in. Even one of my favorites, Gene Wolfe, did this in Shadow & Claw, although it might have more to do with the character of the protagonist in those books
To quote the scriptures, “Pics or it didn’t happen”
