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octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Fox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦‍♂️ )

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Fox and TPUSA Declare Kirk's Holy Tissue Performed a Miracle. (No, really. 🤦‍♂️ )

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octopus_ink@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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https://www.foxnews.com/us/charlie-kirk-ally-reveals-absolute-miracle-may-have-saved-lives-during-fatal-shooting

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    There was no one behind him and the shooter took one shot, how would someone else have been killed?

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      Bro have you not seen how the shot moved around the car in the JFK assassination? Quantum bullets are out of control.

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        If you flick the gun at the last second you can make it do orbits.

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          I’ve seen Wanted, there are lots of possibilities based on that documentary.

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      Lol look at this loser who can’t even curve his own shots.

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      If he wasn’t there, someone farther away might have been killed

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        If he wasn’t there, no one would be shooting.

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          Do we know enough about the shooter’s motif to be sure about that?

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            The shooter who went to a Charlie Kirk event, took one clean shot at Charlie Kirk, saw Charlie Kirk go sideways and left the scene? I wonder what their motive could have been, maybe they would have shot someone else if Charlie Kirk hadn’t been there to bravely catch that bullet.

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              True, we can wonder about it but we will never know for certain

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                It’s truly a mystery /s

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      Charlie Kirk was filled with a huge amount of methane under pressure. You could hear it when he opened his mouth.

      Luckily everyone in the crowd could smell it once he popped a leak and high tailed it out of there.

      The crowd dodged a bullet…

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