“I woke up naked and alone in the forest, I don’t know how I got there or anyone around me. So the first thing I did is fashion some bootstraps out of some sapplings and I pulled on them so hard that an investor (don’t look up how they are related to me) appeared out of thin air to grant me with $10M dollars and office space. From there I worked 25 hours a day every day all by myself to create my business. A practice I’m still engaged in right now, as you can plainly see while interviewing me. This is the first suit I’ve ever worn that I purchased for this interview along with my rolex”
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“I woke up naked and alone in the forest, I don’t know how I got there or anyone around me. So the first thing I did is fashion some bootstraps out of some sapplings and I pulled on them so hard that an investor (don’t look up how they are related to me) appeared out of thin air to grant me with $10M dollars and office space. From there I worked 25 hours a day every day all by myself to create my business. A practice I’m still engaged in right now, as you can plainly see while interviewing me. This is the first suit I’ve ever worn that I purchased for this interview along with my rolex”