You might be a cat.

I just put on my rubber outfit and spray glue all over them.

And I’ll fall for it every time.

I absolutely did. Swear to the potato gods and cross my heart.

You don’t know me. I will absolutely shoot myself in the foot just to prove a point. 😜

I once opened a bag of Lay’s, ate one chip, and put the rest away, just because I’m a contrarian.