I heard he took the lightbulb out of his fridge because he doesn’t believe it turns off when he closes the door.

“Italian defence minister outs himself as Russian asset”

Trump needs a war he didn’t start that he can get involved in so he can claim to be a wartime president. “Can’t hold an election when we are at war!”

Imagine.

Donald declares war on Canada.

Straight away all those states secede from the union and declare independence (States rights!)

Canada claims them all as allies.

TACO bell end Trump backs down.

States join Canada.

“Now the war has reached us we suddenly care about it”