Diplomjodler

Donnie Poopypants: hold my cocaine

There is no other self. This is what he is.

What you need? How dare you be so impudent, plebe? Now throw yourself into the dirt before the king!

It’s surprisingly affordable, provided you’re a billionaire.

People should focus less on eggs and more on the fascist coup.

It will swerve to the side at the last moment and then spontaneously combust.

Holier Than Thou

You forgot alienating all your allies. That doesn’t just appease Putin, that plays right into his strategy. Make Russia Great Again!"

So now he’s busy dismantling what little consumer protections are left in the US. Makes so much sense.

It is.

Can we skip ahead to where they die in a conflagration?

TBF, his (hypothetical) dad planned the whole thing.

Rich people will be exempt, of course.