“Mr President, i still need a quote.”

“Don’t let them kill me…!”

“That’ll do.”

BANG

The cockroaches scatter when a light turns on? Color me shocked.

How? Vlad gonna throw them…?

Putin said that about Trump last week. Obviously it stung, because he’s saying the same thing about Musk today.

Excuse me, all shoppers: cripple fight. I say again: cripple fight.

Russia: it was caused by one individual smoking. Nothing to see here. Move along.

Lying sacks of fetid shit lie continually. More at 11.

Ah.

Far to remote to make an effective example.

Edit: why the fuck did it post three times?!

Hard agree. And many folk forget, English is not everyone’s first language.

It’s janky phrasing, but after a reread, it makes sense.

En Ketamine Veritas

Three rabid skunks in a pantsuit.

Yeah, and YOU’RE A TOWEL CLONE.

Is this actually Fled, or did his daughters make him say it?

“We can’t have trials for every little thing…! Now, off to CECOT with ya.”

Think of him getting fucking pissed about it, and those tacos will be even tastier.