Straight to Guillotine , Right to Guillotine.

I’d like to say that Alaska will vote her out but Alaska isn’t known for being progressive or sane. People come here to hoard broken cars & ripped tarps in peace.

Solid plan

That would get so much push back. I think it’s more likely Mamdani receives the highest award in journalism l, unfortunately.

"I said what I said and I meant it. "

Its only terrorism if THEY are terrified. It’s subjective!

"as my 6yo just said, “Ooold Donald Bananas”

completely unrelated to this, but it fits.

Best explanation yet. 10/10

It’s probably for the best.

I hope Harvard tells him to fuck himself so hard his asshole envelops himself & he disappears into his own asshole.

Now that’s how you write a damn headline. Straight to the point.