I think the fucking nuance of it has already gone over your head bud

I think you’re a little too wrapped up in this and concerned about what a stranger on the internet finds funny.

Well, that’s just like, your opinion man. If you think my $20 is going to make a difference you aren’t a mathematician.

I’m a loser for dropping $20 on a gag for a little light in the dark?

Except those were free and for disadvantaged people that couldn’t afford a normal phone plan but still needed one to interact with modern society.

I bought Raytheon and Lockheed stock this morning