I did say it was a conspiracy theory or whatever you want to call the fantastical delusions my brain dreams up.

A bit of a conspiracy but I kind of believe the reason that guy got so close to shooting Trump is because Trump’s security detail probably secretly despise him.

Imagine having to deal with that asshole all the time, at some point you’d just be like, “I’m not risking my life and leaving my family without me for this piece of shit.”

I mean I’m sure I’m just being a crazy person and it’s a bit of a joke but … Idk … Maybe?