Hooray, I got it! 🙌

Is it the guy who can’t decide if he wants to tarriff or not so he’ll get our credit downgraded?

Is it the King of All Dumbasses?

Is it the guy who can’t walk down a ramp?

Is it the guy who says to “seize the guns and worry about due process later?”

I knew I was getting close!

Is it the guy who wears diapers and high heels?

Hmm, is it the convicted felon who is a known rapist?

Hmmmm, is it Baron Vaginaneck of the New York Vaginanecks?

Well if I can’t buy a vowel I’ll just start guessing.

Grundlemuncher Von Mushroom?

Let my buy a vowel: is there an “A”?

Good God it’s so funny how entitled conservatives are.

You know, you could have looked it up by now.

Here’s a hint: it’s 2025.

Go on, let those tears out.

It’s okay to cry. I won’t call you “good boy,” but I’m here for you.

It’s okay, I’m used to poodles having a little tantrum when they can’t get what they want. It’ll be better in a bit, champ. Now, do you want a cookie or a dog biscuit?

Is it cool and spiked? Or is it soft and fuzzy?

What do you call him? Daddy? Or master? I was thinking “master” at first, but the way you talk about him sounds distinctly sexual.

Are you about to start crying because you can’t tell me what to do? Oh my god that’s hilarious.

It’s funny how proud you are to have a rapist in the white house.

I guess representation does matter, huh? Gotta get those good Christian votes somehow.

Does your collar at least have a little tag with your name on it? Did you get a little bed to sleep in by Master’s footboard?

I’ve never seen someone so proud of their collar before. Maybe if you’re a good boy he’ll give you head pats.

I know, you cheer on the people who take advantage of you. It’s very submissive of you, did they give you a collar or something for your loyalty?

It’s so sad how reactionaries get everything they want and still can’t be happy because they want everyone to agree with them.

You’re like a wilting little daisy, beautiful and heartbreaking in your desperate, drooping deterioration. Thanks for sharing your pain with us.

And you call yourself a troll.

Weak stuff.

Only one talking about being a victim here is you, brah.

Imagine thinking taking a day off was a bad thing.

The things they’ve done to you. My god.