If a person drinks 3 liters of water a day for their whole life, that’ll be about 100k liters total. Assuming it takes about a minute of actual drinking time to finish a liter, that’s only 100k minutes, or 1,667 hours of drinking time, so it’s no wonder we’re not experts.

Anyone who thought that their definition of “tyranny” wasn’t just “someone wants to do something nice for someone I don’t like” was just fooling themselves.