But the autopen. And Hunter’s dong. Biden must face Republican justice.

They raided a Tr*mp administration official?

My GP told me her employer isn’t doing anything different. Flu and COVID vaccines will still be free for everyone in the system.

Of course, when there are no new vaccines, it won’t do much.

Shut down the colleges first.

Gosh. Now WHERE have we seen this before?

The Gig Economy will rule America! Let the strong rule. /s

Ah yes, the “school to prison” pipeline, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

A little late.

“I alone can make deals with Ghina! Ghina will cave bigly! The best deals! Deals that are good for everyone, billionaires and multimillionaires alike, believe me!”

That practice isn’t rare in authoritarian states. George III, Stalin, Nero, probably Mao. Now TACO.

We pay for his health care, better quality than most millionaires could dream of. His team will keep him so full of drugs, and so many secret surgeries, he will live into his 80s. His brain will be last week’s taco meat, but he will live.

Those countries should frame his letters and display them in the national museum. Make Taco Boy a laughingstock.

I hope there are people and groups who are stashing information, preserving history, and hiding soon-to-be-burned books. In a couple of generations, fascism in America will collapse. The ones who are there to rebuild will need these documents.

Don’t cry, Elmo. You can always go and be king of your own city in Texas.

Well I should say! Ukraine should just ensure peace by surrendering and becoming part of Russia.

That’s what the current administration is after, they just won’t admit it.

Did anyone think that wasn’t the plan? Survival Of The Fittest is basically bullshit, but it’s also the main driver of Conservative philosophy.

The oligarchs behind our laws don’t really believe any of that. Religion is probably the most useful tool capitalism has.

Braise Him Pho-ever, r’Amen!

And even now, the media and the token “opposition party” refuse to call it what it is.

FASCISM

And they’re all voting Republican again!

Elmo is going to get to know Mr. Foley.