SparkyBauer44

Spin the wheel, donny. Let’s see who takes the blame this week on “IT!” “WASN’T!” “ME!”

Soldiers must be 18. RFK is all about the future. And child sperm.

Bending over before they even ask. How brave of you.

“Don’t forget, you’re shoving a pineapple up Hitlers ass at 4pm.”

Hell of a drug. Just ask Kash. Dude looks like he’s the main character in the Bollywood version of ‘Dead Zone’.

I think that every criminal with an ‘R’ on his chest thinks that they will be pardoned for any and everything.

Booooooooo

There’s only one type to take offense to that. We were embarrassing before this and we’ll be sure to embarrass ourselves in the future. It’s the American way.