If my brother spoke like that, I’d think he’d been bodysnatched, too.
“Pass the salt, please, brother.”
“I’m sorry, brother. I’m afraid I can’t do that.”
“I know that you and mother were planning to disconnect me… and I’m afraid that’s something I cannot allow to happen.”
For anyone who thought this wasn’t real, I present to you: https://xnote.ai/
I never read Garfield, but so far this cat just seems like a dick.
It’s the same woman, but the men pass the hat around so they know it’s their turn to do something sexist. /s
Edit: added the /s tag
This is how I found out Texas was flooding.