He’s actually into getting caught in the act, the optical illusions just facilitate the reaction he’s looking for

You can select 0% but it takes 3 extra button presses and includes 2 prompts to make sure you really don’t wanna leave a tip. And also the button is kinda worn out so you have to press it really hard and everyone knows you’re using the no tip button.

death but with extra steps

Teacher: See, I told you there were real world applications for limits

Given that they were all destroyed right after all the water became milk, I would say not well

Sailor Moonshine

Or just ctrl+shift+D (or equivalent non-Windows shortcut I imagine)

2real4me

I haven’t played it personally, but Savage Attacker was garbage in 2014 rules, and 2024 didn’t change it any, so arguably it’s even more garbage now due to power creep. Great Weapon Fighting (GWF), to my amazement, has actually gotten literally worse not even accounting for power creep. It’s still better than Savage Attacker once you get a second attack though, due to Savage Attacker’s once per turn limitation. And yes, the raised damage floor from GWF does seem to mean less situations where you would want to use Savage Attacker and lowered gains from using it.

As for how much it’s affected, assuming your DM does not allow these feats to apply to Divine Favor (not sure how the 2024 rules feel about this but I believe that was considered the ‘official’ ruling in 2014), Savage Attacker adds 1.37 average damage to a hit with your maul when you do not have GWF, but only 0.91 average damage to a hit when you do have GWF.
Source: calculated by myself with anydice

P.S. As a fellow maul enjoyer, thank you for your dedication to the superior 2d6 weapon.

New trade offer:

I receive: 10k gold, unencumbered status

You receive: 2k cheese wheels, encumbered status, strained marriage

This is how I felt binging all the Jurassic Park/World movies. Stop trying to make dino parks and soldiers happen, they’re not gonna happen.

exoskeleton with a thin layer of marrow on top?

Since the were- part means man, before transition they were a human. Must’ve inhaled some bad moon dust or something.

Oh no, you didn’t account for leap days. I believe there’s been 30 since 1907, so you’ll need to add to your total, and maybe a few extra buffer days to make sure everyone knows why you’ve done this so that no one else invents completely artificial plastic either.

First thing I thought of, so it must be right

Clever beast