If only wars could be fought between these, leaving humans out of it.

Lobsters squirt. TIL.

It’s the one Andy Warhol gave to Jim Morrison so he could call God. Morrison dumped it in a bin. Ultimately, it found its way to the Cardinal.

Vladimir Putin is taking the piss.

Only if it was gonna result in dead kids. That fucker whacks off to dead kids.

2023: CIA says China could attack Taiwan by 2027.

Seems kinda vague and pointless as prophecies go.