This might work:

Nice, I thought it was gonna be Papa Meat’s.

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Obligatory warning that although this particular one isn’t, most of the stripes in Oglaf, while still as funny and smart as this one if not more, tend to also be somewhat raunchy and not safe for work, so if you’re in an environment where cartoon genitals might offend you might want to wait until you’re elsewhere before you partake.

Sounds more like something Diogenes would do, I think…