Ah, this makes sense now. I was wondering why it hadn’t been updated in a while, that was my only hangup.

I’m confused - is it not child pornography?

The impact from hitting water at such velocity would kill them.

Drop them 100 miles out with nothing but their clothes instead. That would be a much more horrific experience; being able to tread water for a while, but nobody being able to find you.

Magma is too quick if a death.

It would be an incredibly painful death. Magma/lava is incredibly dense, you would skitter along the top like a drop of water on a searing hot pan. And then pop.

What if I decide to digitize my entire movie catalog? I would have to rip those DVDs and blurays…

Synology is already enshittifying itself

Killed. The word you’re looking for is “killed”.

This isn’t tiktok, we can use big boy language here.

I just want to watch Trump have a full-on narcissistic collapse.

I’m pretty convinced this is hell.

War is objectively worse than even the concept of hell. There’s a great exchange from the show MASH regarding that exact topic.