you mean this ☞

source https://quokk.au/post/52649 by !Deceptichum@quokk.au

A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer.
The bartender says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you.”
The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”

A duck walks into a pub and orders a beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck”.

“I see your eyes are working”, replies the duck.

“And you talk!” exclaims the barman.

“I see your ears are working”, says the duck, now can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"

“Certainly”, says the barman, “sorry about that, it’s just we don’t get many ducks in this pub. What are you doing round this way?”.

"I’m working on the building site across the road” explains the duck.

Then the duck drinks his beer, eats his sandwich and leaves. This continues for 2 weeks.

Then one day the circus comes to town.

The Ringleader of the circus comes into the pub and the barman says to him, “You’re with the circus aren’t you?, I know this duck that would be just brilliant in your circus, he talks, drinks beer and everything!”.

“Sounds marvellous”, says the ringleader, “get him to give me a call”.

So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says, “Hey Mr Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money!”

“Yeah?”, says the duck, “Sounds great, where is it?”

“At the circus”, says the barman.

“The circus?” the duck enquires.

“That’s right”, replies the barman.

“The circus?” the duck asks again.

“Yes” says the barman

“That place with the big tent?” the duck enquires.

“Yeah” the barman replies.

“With all the animals?” the duck questioned.

“Of Course” the barman replies.

“With the big canvas roof with the hole in the middle”, asks the duck

“That’s right!” says the barman

The duck looks confused.

“What the fuck would they want with a plasterer?”

This isn’t a random youtuber and his video isn’t clickbait. You not understanding why people are talking about him posting this video is not the same as these discussions being pointless or spam.

for your generation maybe?

You’re right, i can’t understand how someone can make a name by streaming himself playing games and then become a reliable source for browser comparisons or linux. I can’t understand why anybody would like to watch someone else playing a “video game” either, but there is a whole generation that grew up with that. I have streamer neighbors. It’s not only that i can’t understand, but i think of these activities as pathetic.

let’s end this useless conversation here. You can keep talking about him all your life, i prefer to filter him.

There was an interesting podcast about mr.Beast on the Guardian this week. I was never interested in his videos either, I remember reading his Wikipedia page some years ago to understand what he’s about. For me, they’re both negligible symptoms of something going really wrong. Their analysis may be interesting, they on the other hand are not.

i didn’t subscribe to these communities to be notified about a youtuber’s latest clickbait!

!degoogle@lemmy.ml + !graphene_os@lemmy.sdf.org + !selfhosted@lemmy.world + !privacy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

i had 4 in a row

i have filters with elon musk, zuckerberg &c pewdeewhatever posts appeared in the last couple of days :/

enough with PewDiePie posts!

does the baby have small hands?

you don’t get your minerals from water, you get them from what you eat.

You can drink distilled water if you compensate for the possible demineralization.
If you think that by drinking distilled water, you’re missing out on all the forever chemicals and pesticides; you can still go lick a car tire and be done with it.

I started using syncthing after reading all that praise on lemmy. It deserves all the praise it can get, it’s easy to setup and works perfectly.

what “crazy pills” are you taking?

syncthing-fork ☞ https://f-droid.org/packages/com.github.catfriend1.syncthingandroid

The Tor network relies on volunteers to donate bandwidth. The more people who run relays, the better the Tor network will be. The current Tor network is quite small compared to the number of people who need to use Tor, which means we need more dedicated volunteers like you to run relays.

https://community.torproject.org/relay/