I fed a hundred 5 star chefs’ dinners to a dog and then the dog shit them out but I still made the dogshit

A fuckup that specifically in line with what the Führer wants is no accident

They adapt into more extreme forms of assholery, whether they recognize it or not

“According to Darwin’s Origin of Species, it is not the most intellectual of the species that survives; it is not the strongest that survives; but the species that survives is the one that is able best to adapt and adjust to the changing environment in which it finds itself.”

I, for one, would much rather Trump spend his time golfing than spending it diddling kids

Like The Beach Boys said, “God Only Knows”. He may know, but He doesn’t give a fuck about doing anything good about it.

With anthrax or what?