Uhm I will but apparently Charlie Kirk has been shot at the UVU campus in Utah so I’m kinda fomo scrolling rn

If not shit, why smell like shit

The very same, I fear

Yes, yes, very figuratively.

Maybe his family. Maybe. They probably don’t like the slimy fuckin puke either.

My gallery is a testament to their debauchery

Remember me when I get black bagged and shipped to Syria

Don’t matter how low the fruit is hangin’ when you hungry, brotherrrr

It just seems like a CRAZY hill die on.

Head of house oversight committee has decided that the Epstein situation is not recent enough to be worthy of the House’s time. (He’s covering up for the pedos)

I think we should actively encourage him to pick up the spoon and torch again, at this point.

Really ready to go back to the Beehive state and ruin his peace, man

Since they wanna fuck w nature so bad 🙄

Tough day for the ‘cheering for gross predators’ crowd.

Just to be safe, what about this one?

Sorry, I’ll (genuinely) try to be more mindful when bullying the pedophile fascist and the ones he’s answering to BUT-- Spare me the passive aggressive shit & turn that energy on… Shit, I dunno. ICE? RFK? Literally any of the massive problems we’re dealing with.

A simple “hey, dude, this comes across with worse vibes than you probably intend” works a lot better than being a snarky shit- unless you, for some reason, have issue with me not being amused that the US President is under HEAVY foreign influence?

I’m also like zooted, so I know it’s not all that serious but I refuse to un-type all this shit. Have a safe day, dude 🫠

Wait, I thought he never doodled though? What else could he have lied about??!

… This guy isn’t beating anyone’s ass since he got run out of Whoville

Sounds absolutely HORRIBLE, I can’t believe you were expected to live like that 😭😭/s

Hope they boo louder next time.