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ehm… cure cancer? I thought “cute cancer”. Sorry bout that

A bolt cutter is ~20€ I think

You can also adapt it to your needs. For example, replace the bag with an axe or a limp kitchen towel

Some even try to stay healthy! What a bunch of losers!

haha, that would be hilarious! If that is true and you could actually identify here by the mere fact that there is only one possible woman - that would be so amazing (and of course bleak, but also fun!)

se jermins lov it

This is not generally true and depends very much on where you live. In my hometown, the water was so hard, it ripped the washing machines. Next town, different water source, no issues at all.

Sparkling water was popular in both towns.

Might be a good angle. Ask people what they hate about communism, then point to how our current system is exactly that.

She’s just going to the mailbox and checking to maintain a “normal” image, get some minimal exercise during her job that requires mostly sitting, and to sometimes “accidentally” run into other people. But to make this actually seem accidental, you have to sometimes go out when there is no mail/person.

This post is so believeable, totally not AI

I hope the EU sues the shit out of MS some time for this “feature”. Write protection is one of the few things Libreoffice can’t handle well, and from my perspective, that is the entire reason they have it. Also, funny enough, Office 362, their own fucking product, also can’t handle it. So you need a computer where you can install the desktop version, just to untick the fucking “write-protected” box and do your job.

In academic research, you often have to apply for money from funding agencies, using write-protected templates. If you don’t use the exact template or if it looks distorted in some way, you’re out (of consideration for the funding, and long-term out of your job).

Echo chambers are, if anything, more common on the right. There is research about this, e.g.:

https://connorjerzak.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Psychological-Science-2015-Barberá-1531-42.pdf

maybe he lives there

In the future I want to be a Space Amish

totally possible if you choose the right parents

Well, if they say it’s “all” wet, they are clearly a positive subtype of ??? as compared to “the lower half of the inside of my cup is wet!”

Sucks to explain jokes, but this is internet recommended practice to avoid any kind of everyday trouble with Japanese officials etc. Use at your own risk

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