Stepson. Not a born royal, nor one that the royal family accepts as one of their own. Nobody seems to like him.
It’s so freaking weird that in 2025 we still have these inbred families we’re supposed to believe are better than all of us and we should worship them because, reasons. And even worse, there are a bunch of people who like having a family of useless people to worship and will continue to defend monarchy
To be faaaaaaaair, he’s not inbred, he’s a result of a prior relationship before his mom married the prince.
More like elevated white trash, really.
Wait, the police are going after a royal, I thought that was impossible?!? (speaking from the UK where we clearly have a rapist and paedophile…)
Police investigation concludes “boys will be boys”
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Thats the precise sentiment in Norway for all youths, no matter the gender
Only the king or queen (if rightful heir to the throne) is immune, in accordance with article 5 of the Norwegian codex.
The king does have the right to pardon criminals though. He doesn’t exactly seem to be very fond of the kid though, and is generally seen as a very just man and close to the people.
Having a head of state immune from criminal prosecution seems to be a thing Americans wouldn’t abide… right?
TIL that the pinnacle of social democracy has a crown prince
That’t not Høiby. He’s the son of a crown princess.
It’s a monarchy in name
Not really. They spend a lot of taxpayer money on these useless, inbred royals. Money that should instead go to the people.
The European backwaters and their undeveloped political system of monarchies
Yeah can you imagine scoring lower on a democracy index than this monarch ridden backwater… oh they’re #1, my country is #9 and the US is #28. Oops.
People are surprised monarchs are rapists. Centuries of inbreeding do not produce healthy minds.
Just FYI, he is the crown princess’s son, from before she was married to the crown prince. He isn’t part of the royal family or their blood line. He’s just a pos stain that won’t take responsibility for his actions or life. He’s a sad sad person.
Everyone knows that the crown princess of Norway is a HUGE whore
Confirmed bastard in every sense then.
… No? That is not how a bastard works. She married into the royal family but had a kid before. A bastard would be her having an affair and giving birth to a kid while married into the family already. Or the prince fathering a kid with someone else other than the wife. This is just “a kid from a previous marriage / relationship”.
That is not how a bastard works. To be clear, all of this is archaic, I’m not actually calling anybody a bastard, but the definition of bastard is “a child born to parents who are not married to each other.” He matches that definition because his parents were never married.
Affairs don’t come into it, it’s just some old bullshit cultural and religious ideals about which types of relationships (just the one: heterosexual marriages) children are “supposed” to be born into.
Were his parents not married? The statement above doesn’t say that, just that she had him prior to her current marriage. People can be married multiple times.
Generational wealth and power, does not produce healthy minds.
The inbreeding was a side effect of an already broken system.
Dude looks like the personification if fetal alcohol syndrome.
Now that you mention, yeah, he does.
We call him Temu-Joffrey in Norway.
I was wondering what is Eddie Harrigan up to before season 2!
He looks like that one jerkface kid Eddie from MobLand.
Immediately thought this, but there’s something worse about him (which makes sense, since Eddie is a character played by an actor who, I’m guessing, isn’t actually a vile and pathetic person).
Thus suffers from the same problem “Adolescence” did; the writing and role is believable enough and the actor looks like they could be as despicable… but then you somehow don’t believe the actor to be that big of a cunt.
Joffrey doesn’t suffer from that, Jack Gleeson is such a brilliant actor I never doubted he could be such a massive cunt. But I know he isn’t. But he made me believe it.
Like Eddie and the kid in Adolescence both have too much humanity showing through.
I know nothing about this guy aside from this headline but that checks out.
It’s always the ones you suspected the most.
Basically irl Joffrey Baratheon
Based on the photo yes. The reality is a bit more nuanced and interesting if you ask me.
Guillotines bruh. For all royalty, including those elected.
Can monarchies die already
