Political analysts and observers were outraged on Wednesday after a video of President Donald Trump's faith advisor comparing him to Jesus. Trump hosted an Easter event at the White House with evangelical groups. The event was supposed to be private, but Trump's speech was posted on the White House'...
Well, at least the ground will be soft from all the tributes. He’ll have a choice to make: rest in piss or scrabble back up through it, undead motherfucker.
I’m actually hoping for the undead scenario, because of all his kids that will be so enraged about having to wait for the estate cash that they’ll just try to kill him again and again – but before they can, they have to fight off that wife of his wanting to slurp up the undead soul out of his rotting carcass first.
That is absolutely a movie I’d watch. Or, the president can make my dreams come true, lol