Christopher Hitchens on the death of Jerry Falwell
I love at the end: “If you gave him an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.” I think of that every time I hear of another one of these evil fucking dominionists dying.
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Who?
What else did everyone else have for dinner today?
Jimmy: “boy heaven sure is hot!” “And why am I in a hot tub of lava next to hitler and Regan?”
Took far too long. He got ~70 years more than he should have.
Jimmy converted to Islam at the last second. He wanted to be surrounded by 72 virgin prostitutes.
He gave his name to the sin of swaggarcy, of diverting church funds to pay for sex.
Contributors built Jimmy Swaggart Ministries into a business that made an estimated $142 million in 1986…
… Swaggart said publicly that his earnings were hurt in 1987 by the sex scandal.
Mawww.
OK now do Joel Osteen next.
And Kenneth Copeland. With fire.
I have no fucking idea how he isn’t dead first with how he looks
I’ve never seen a person who looked more like a demon in a skin suit than Kenneth Copeland.
Holy fucking nightmares those eyes
If I was religious I would definitely think he was the devil quoting scripture.
fucker looks like the Edgar suit from Men in Black.
fuck dude that guy’s held together with staples and wd-40
Even before I saw that guy preach, I thought he was the creepiest-looking person ever. His sermons and lifestyle don’t help.
Finally, some good news.
Snorting meth off a gay hooker’s butt forever in the afterlife
90 years of doing Satan’s work, he can go back home where he belongs now.
Don’t blame this on Satan.
“Oh God I’m a sinner, I deserve to go to hell”
