Iran has issued a gloating statement declaring victory over the US after Donald Trump declared a ceasefire in their war.
Trump announced a two-week ceasefire hours before a self-imposed deadline to begin destroying civilian infrastructure in Iran.
Now, Iran’s Supreme National Security Council has celebrated Trump’s actions.
Shart of the deal.
It’s 11D chess you plebs just don’t understand.
There’s very little chance that the USA will accept the plan - among other things, that would mean paying reparations to Iran.
I just realized yesterday was “4/7” - he DEFINITELY wanted a little bitchy boy victory “holiday” so he could claim he “won” politics and sell stupid hats
Taco Tuesday strikes again
Art of the deal!
For the people who are still alive…
Fine, I’ll reinstall Portal



