Writing on X, the Republican politician said she was creating legislation that would make “the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity” a felony.
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“I am introducing a bill that prohibits the injection, release, or dispersion of chemicals or substances into the atmosphere for the express purpose of altering weather, temperature, climate, or sunlight intensity,” she wrote. “It will be a felony offense.”
She added: “We must end the dangerous and deadly practice of weather modification and geoengineering.”
Cool
Injection of sulfuric acid into the atmosphere (and maybe other solutions) may, at some point, be a requirement for humans and the entire biodome to survive global warming. It won’t fix it, but it may delay it enough for us to apply other solutions.
But fucked up mtg of course wants humanity to die out so here we are
It’s amazing to see how many stupid people are out there
And thus more time and money is wasted…
Oh, the blonde clown again!
But she has better looks than Deputy Doofy…
Is this the work of a syphilitic brain?
I’ll rotfl my mao off when this law will turn out to accidentally punish fossil fuel and chemical companies dispersing chemicals or substances into the atmosphere and altering weather, also known as climate change.
You just know they won’t touch those companies because how else are they gonna get their bribe money?
I bet some megaMAGAmorons will embark on a quest to prove their nonsense right… and in the end find out it was the same companies that polluted the air, water and soil whos CEOs are buddybuddy with their beloved leader…
I thought she’d prioritize dealing with sharknado attacks but there we have it.
Immigrantnado!
The new conservative horror film
Oh goodie, more we get to suffer more of Marjorie Karen Green’s delusional stupidity. I love living in the Fascist States of America.
I can see how people in the future could turn this one around on to oil and plastic companies. We should probably not stop this one.
Can you guys please try to elect some people that will actually do the job they are voted on to do instead of waste everyone’s time and accomplish nothing. Tearing shit down is incredibly easy, building shit up takes decades. You ha e severely fucked yourselves over and destroyed all the work of the past 50-75 years of being a country in the modern world. Y’all are fucked and still talking about the next vote like it even fucking matters anymore. America is fucking gone man, you just don’t realize it yet.
gotta shoot them. there’s no other way. they have tried all the peaceful options already multiple times each.
You don’t shoot them. You gather in large mobs and take them out of their houses and burn them or hang them or decapitate them in public. There has to be “due process” by the law of the land, otherwise it’s just nutsos with guns killing people. Mob justice is rarely the answer, but in cases like this it’s the only thing that will work. You also can’t bank on your compromised justice system to punish these people, they built the system so they can’t be.
Yeah it’s so easy to just eject better people.
Hey, guys, all we gotta do is elect better people guys!
It would have helped to not elect complete idiots, but I digress. Not worth having a conversation with an imbecile.
That stick up your ass must be uncomfortable.
These aren’t serious people.
They’re decreasing the food, so they gotta increase the circus
We dont live in a serious nation.
Seriously fuck this idiot and the idiots who voted for her. Just a disgraceful embarrassment. Then again so is work, so I get it, but have some dignity.
The only “weather modification machines” are fossil fuel powered energy plants. We should join together with MTG to outlaw them.
I mean, technically we’ve been playing around with cloud seeding and such which is about the only thing I can think of that would even come close to what she is talking about. But it’s by no means a common occurrence.
this is stupid, but it’s it a wolf in sheep’s clothing to ban any policy against climate change?
I will fuckin love if she fucks around and discovers climate change
If this unintentionally regulates greenhouse gas emissions I’m going to laugh so hard.
Express purpose probably saves them. The express purpose is to vent externalities
It would be beautiful if this dimwit bumbled her way into making the world a better place…but we’re probably in the wrong timeline for that