This investigation will commence immediately and culminate in a report to the Secretary of Defense

The investigation report is going to culminate on the desk of the person responsible for leaking state secrets?

Don’t worry about it. Our top man started a new signal group called “Signal group leak small chat”. They’ve invited all the best people to the chat and have already mentioned that opsec is clean.

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Am I doing this right?

The remaining patriots at the DoD need to quit acting individually and act collectively (and decisively) instead.