Pope meets with JD Vance.
Says the Trump admin’s immigration policy is a grave sin.
Refuses to elaborate.
Dies.
Based Holiness.
The “refuses to elaborate” is simple, Mathew 25 31-46.
It quite clearly says that you are to welcome the immigrant, feed the poor, care for the sick, and visit the prisoners.
Failure to do any of that is a straight shot to hell, no matter how much you claim to love god, you actually have to do the work, or it’s off to hell.
Fun fact, Mathew 25 is the only place in the bible that references sending ordinary people to hell. All that fire and brimstone, it’s actually in that one passage. Nowhere else does hell show up for normal people, just fallen angles and shit.
I’d rather die than talk to JD Vance too. That dude seems like a pdf file.
couchdick.pdf
Pope ghosts
Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I’m not sure.
Holy Ghost?
Is “ghosts” really the most sensitive word for someone who’s been on deaths door for a while now?
Edit - er. Well. Just seen today’s news.
did you just jinx him?
Fuck.
Holy ghost.
“Ghouls” maybe? That would be a better word for the pope
Dude all but endorsed Trump, called Harris a baby killer. Fuck him and his nonsense organization.
Of course popes have a wonderful history of supporting authoritarian monsters.
Just look up this pope’s history during the Argentinian coup. This isn’t his first rodeo.
But ya gotta admit Vance deserved it from his perspective and that’s saying something
Cursed title
Pope Ghosts JD Vance
This is a very unfortunate title.
Could it be claimed that JD killed the pope? Pretty sus that he had a brief meeting and the man was dead hours later.
Queen met Liz Truss and died. JD goes to see the pope and he dies. Pattern around conservatives?
Would be nice if JD political career mirrored Truss.
“they didnt tell me how wonderful the vaticans taste in furniture was…mmm…mmm…mmmm…”
He didn’t want to be in a MAGA propaganda photo. Neither did Gretchen Whitmer.
Kudos to the Pope Francis and fuck Just Dumb. I would have sent the Swiss Guard and tossed his Russian supporting ass out of the Vatican.
Did I not read a while back that he lost a fair amount of speech with his recent health troubles?
I cant imagine hearing the the Pope died
And knowing that one of the last things he did alive was tell me Im being an asshole
But not even directly. Instead I didnt even get to meet him and he just sent someone to tell me.
Lol. You’re only allowed to be that bad of a catholic if you were born one or at least have been one for a decade or two. Recent converts realizing catholicism isn’t the aesthetic is funny
I hate the Vatican but that’s a total mob boss move.
Oh no, Vance got Vance’d… Lucky it wasn’t televised for the whole world to see.
Anyways, can’t wait for the snarky tantrum and projection condemning the Pope once he’s far away.
Bet the poor Pope couldn’t even attend because in addition to his health issues he must have felt the evil pressure oozing from Vance.
