Y’all, it’s about time to look at literally every single conservative conspiracy theory, flip the script and/or its characters, and consider it a massive red flag that this era’s Republican politicians are doing some scaled version of the thing being peddled as conspiracy.

When acknowledged collectively, the rampant conspiracy shit that half our dumbass relatives have fallen for might as well be evidence of the greatest psyop (and/or Super Ultra Conspiracy Theory) there ever was.

Take a heinous bit of reality (the wealthy are raping children on Epstein island) and blow it up into an outlandish conspiracy theory (the Hollywood elite are drinking children’s blood).

Either way, at the end of the day, somebody in power stole someone else’s youth.

I guess reality is all in the semantics.

Why is this fucking regime so goddamn stupid???

Remember when giving Iran money was a thing MAGA hated?

They will always forget everything they ever held true the moment Trump changes his mind. Maybe first they will deny it’s real. But after they do accept it they will promptly say that it is totally worth giving Iran the money. They might even try to get clever and say “we aren’t paying them. We are giving them their own money from frozen accounts” without any awareness that the pallets of money Obama sent Iran was exactly the same thing. Because they are incapable of holding a constant belief.

So Iran wins, lol. How unsurprising. The “art of the ‘deal’”. 👌

The Iranians could do the funniest thing and scam the US with fake uranium

Is that real? I mean, I like a bit of getting me leg pulled but now it is serious time: is it real???

I don’t even think I could come up with this shit if you paid me to write the most insane things my brain could come up with.

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