Victor

If you insist 😏

I mean they could’ve asked me, I would’ve said the same result. No need to perform a study or nothing. And I would’ve only charged half, I bet.

Off topic but it irks me when using single quotes and there’s an apostrophe in the middle of it. It makes it look like the quote ends at “It”.

That is an insane percentage, holy crap.

Not a lot of liberty left, innit

What is her job even, amirite. And no kids either!

“Oh well 😀”

Imagine being so shitty that people consider it good news when they hear of your death. I should hope to at least aim for a neutral reaction, or better…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatwa

Had to go read up on it. Pasting this in case someone else would like to.

With a what? You’re gonna make me read the article aren’t you. 🙃

You can practically hear the phonk.

Bro, I literally wrote that I scrolled a few pages already and didn’t see any. Maybe take a moment to read what I write?

So rude.

I’ll keep looking 😄

intentionally myopic

Uh. I was just giving my experience? In fact I was intentionally open-minded, saying I would look further. The fuck? Who is myopic here?

I’ve scrolled a few pages now and haven’t seen a single one of those. Weird. I guess I’ll keep going. I wouldn’t generalize Lemmy like that though.

Everything reminds me of her…

🙋‍♂️

He said they would finish their missions though, right? Iran would start their cease after 6h and Israel after 12h. Then after 12h after that, the war would be declared over.

WWWEU… Pronounced as “Wii U”. 💅

Why do I get the feeling that they handed the phone over to Donald after the “job well done!!!” part?

“Here, sign this tweet.”

“IM GUN SIGN THE HELL OUTTA THIS TWEET, YOU WILL SEE. IT WILL BE THE BEST SIGNING ANYONE HAS EVER SIGNED A TWEET, WATCH THIS.”

YES HELLO? ENGLISH LANGUAGE? LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER! 💅