This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
Give it a second, the tacos will be better warmed up.
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
I would grab and shake JD violently to get his attention, then ask him to listen very carefully is there any tzatziki sauce ?
Can’t take the risk. Better bar the door before the flames spread. It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
The tacos were covered in cilantro anyways…
I’m a fully brown person with fully brown ancestry and cilantro tastes like soap
It’s a genetic thing, you don’t need to fuck about.
Things white people use to call other white people white and somehow feel good or something
I’m very allergic to cilantro and I’m still taking the tacos.
I don’t like onions, but I could pick around them.
I’m severely intolerant to onions, but I’d still save the taco. I hate wasting food, there’s always the possibility of making somebody else happy with it.
I choose the bear
Only one taco? Not fair.
Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
As much as I’d like to save the tacos, my hands would be too busy holding the doors closed keeping all 5 of use inside.
Cold blooded animals like the warmth
I’ll save the tacos
I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.
