While Donald Trump was going about his business on Tuesday, attempting to shut down the “Jeffrey Epstein Hoax” he perpetuated, he inadvertently revived an old conspiracy about himself. A C-SPAN cameraman zoomed in on the president’s hand while he was speaking with reporters before heading to Pittsburg on Tuesday, revealing a weird patch of poorly matched makeup caked on the back of his right hand.
This demented fool paints a circle of orange paint on his face for years and the bulk of the media doesn’t even batt an eyelid, he has a small patch of pink foundation over a bruise and suddenly it’s front page news.
I’m not saying the bruise and his efforts to conceal it aren’t worth reporting but as far as “weird patch of poorly matched makeup goes” this patch is a lot more normal than the much weirder patch of poorly matched makeup he wears.
Only because EVERYONE knows he uses makeup and has insanely bad hair. It’s just a meme at this point. This is something new at least.
And “hair!?”